The Quandary of Prick Prichard: A Tale of Mortality and Laundromat Empires
CALGARY, CANADA – Prick Prichard, the esteemed 34-year-old magnate of Calgary's booming laundromat industry, finds himself in an unusual and deeply unsettling predicament. His insatiable fear of the final curtain call has grown so immense that he now contemplates the unthinkable—taking his own life.