The Extroversion Revolution: Surgically Transforming Introverts into Society’s Ideal Citizens

In a world where extroversion reigns supreme, introversion has long been regarded as a thorn in the side of society. Afflicting an estimated 25% to 40% of the population, introversion is a condition that has been perceived as a hindrance to social harmony and economic progress.

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The Quandary of Prick Prichard: A Tale of Mortality and Laundromat Empires

CALGARY, CANADA – Prick Prichard, the esteemed 34-year-old magnate of Calgary's booming laundromat industry, finds himself in an unusual and deeply unsettling predicament. His insatiable fear of the final curtain call has grown so immense that he now contemplates the unthinkable—taking his own life.

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NASA’S beloved mascot unmasked as Russian spy

In a shocking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the corridors of NASA, the agency’s long-standing pet goose and official mascot, Leif Erikson, has been unmasked as a Russian agent highly proficient in technological espionage. The discovery has raised serious concerns about potential breaches in national security within the renowned space agency.

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Vicious Attack by Herd of Wild Boar Zombies Shocks Rural Village

In an unprecedented and harrowing incident, a small rural village became the setting for a terrifying attack by a herd of wild boar zombies. The unsuspecting inhabitants of this serene community were thrust into a nightmarish scenario, with eyewitnesses reporting scenes of panic and mayhem.

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