Heaven – In a groundbreaking revelation, long-time residents of the heavenly abode have confirmed that it is entirely safe to indulge in the ancient pastime of lying down on the luscious green grass that carpets the celestial realm.
In a world where extroversion reigns supreme, introversion has long been regarded as a thorn in the side of society. Afflicting an estimated 25% to 40% of the population, introversion is a condition that has been perceived as a hindrance to social harmony and economic progress.
CALGARY, CANADA – Prick Prichard, the esteemed 34-year-old magnate of Calgary's booming laundromat industry, finds himself in an unusual and deeply unsettling predicament. His insatiable fear of the final curtain call has grown so immense that he now contemplates the unthinkable—taking his own life.